On second thoughts...

I wrote earlier today that I wasn't really a baseball stat-freak, but then I read the latest instalments of Jayson Stark's Really Useless Information column and realised that the statement isn't quite true. I am a stat-freak, but only in the sense that I love stats as trivia - to be honest, I can't seem to get into or enjoy detailed analysis of, say, Johan Santana's pitching, although I have the utmost respect and admiration for those who can, but give me a nugget like this: "The Marlins' highest-paid pitcher the last two years has been Mike Hampton -- even though it just so happens he has been pitching for the Braves all that time. But in a way, the Marlins have gotten their $15 million's worth because, amazingly, Hampton has started against the Marlins six times in that span but hasn't beaten them once. He's 0-3, with a 6.87 ERA, against Florida, and the Marlins are batting .297 against him," and I'll be happy all weekend.

(Note to any friends who might be reading: I'll also be looking to share this useless information with others, so if you see me heading your way with an eager look on my face, I suggest you take cover).