Royal pain in the ass

Even with a recovering Curt Schilling on the mound, we should still be able to kick the crap out of Kansas City, right? Well, wrong, actually. And just you watch - the Royals will now revert to form and lie down and let the Yankees walk all over them this weekend.

As for the Sox, they have 10 games coming up against the Tigers, the Devil Rays and the Orioles - 3 teams under .500 and going nowhere. They need to go 7-3 or else I'll...I'll...I'll...well, I'll not be best pleased. So there...