Take It Easy

So this is how it went last night:

• Finish up work quickly
• Catch early train
• Rush home from station, carting heavy laptop and a ton of paperwork, in time for 1pm ET game
  
• Log on to MLB.com
• Curse MLB.com, Bud Selig and anyone else you can think of for not broadcasting Venezuela / Dominican Republic game
• Resign self to a couple of hours' quality reading time before next shot at live WBC game
• Log back on to MLB.com for Mexico / USA game
• Repeat whole "A pox on you all!" thing when it turns out that game is not being broadcast either
• In desperation, glance at date to check that yesterday was indeed... erm... March... erm... 7th?
• Slap self hard around head

Whaddya mean, "It's time the season got under way"?