Love letters

Dear Sox,

We've still got a good thing going here - you know, a long-term relationship built on a lot of good times, and a future full of promise. But since Friday you've been pissing me off big-time, so consider my status right now "sleeping on the couch." I'm still here, but I'm gonna do my thing for a little while and let you get on with yours. When you get your act together, we'll talk about a return to the good old days.

Thanks for listening.
Iain