The Baseball Desert

Monday, September 18, 2006

Voices Inside My Head

"So, now that's out of the way the plan is: go back to Fenway and sweep the Twins. Detroit sweeps the White Sox in Chicago, and we're half a game back of the White Sox and 4 1/2 back of the Twins. Then the Orioles and the Mariners decide to disprove the vicious rumours circulating around Major League Baseball that they've forgotten how to play the game by trashing Minnesota and Chicago respectively. We beat up on the Blue Jays and go into next week with a shot at the Wild Ca..."

"Iain...IAIN...IAIN!!!. Wake up - it's time to get up and go to work, honey!"

"Oh man - just when things were starting to get interesting..."