The Baseball Desert

Friday, October 27, 2006

Red Dwarf

Or "How David Bloody Eckstein Ruined My Night."

Can somebody explain what the hell the Detroit pitchers are up to? Is this some kind of bizarre competition they dreamed up whilst cruising to the playoffs? "Hey, guys - reaching the World Series just 3 years after a 119-loss season is not enough to make people remember us. What if our pitchers made throwing errors in four consecutive Series games? How cool would that be?!"

Time to sack up, guys. Win tonight, or you'll be out on the golf course tomorrow.