The drugs don't work

You know how sometimes you have those weird dreams where you wake up in the morning and have a very vivid memory of playing catch with Jason Varitek in your back garden? Well I had one of those moments in the shower this morning. I had a sudden vivid flashback to a bizarre dream last night in which the Red Sox signed a pitcher with one career save - and an 8-13 record last season - to be their new closer. That surely can't be right, can it?