The Baseball Desert

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Diceman cometh

Automated Out Of Office Reply:

Dear World,

I'm still here - I'm just not answering the blogline right now. I've shut myself in the little bubble they call TV Land, and plan to stay there between the hours of 1:05pm and 4:30pm ET. I do not wish to be disturbed, unless it becomes clear that the Earth is about to collide with a giant asteroid and disintegrate into a gazillion pieces. Even then, please only leave a message if it looks like the collision is going to happen before the end of the ninth inning.

Many thanks,