"Does it hurt to chew on your own chin? Only Devern Hansack can know."

A line like that can only mean one thing: roster photos over at Blue Cats and Red Sox! (NSFW*)

Drop whatever you are doing and go check them out. Now!


*Not in a "bizarre porn" kind of way; more in a "that ridiculous belly-laugh makes me think you're not working on the annual sales figures spreadsheet" kind of way.