Passive blogging

Otherwise known as: referring you to the awesomeness that is Surviving Grady, because I don't have the time or the inspiration to make up anything even 5% as funny as this:

Youkilis, who in third world countries is referred to as the mythical Eyaak (translated loosely as "he whose beard frightens small children and cattle"), is ripping things up with the bat, all the while looking like a deranged extra from Escape From New York. Manny's in the zone and Lowell keeps the naysayers at bay with his hot bat and Dustin, when not writing letters to Santa asking to be three inches taller, is batting over .300 and becoming everybody's favorite little brother. Tell me you couldn't see him setting up a lemonade stand right in the basepath between first and second? Because I totally could.