Screw you

NESN just cut into its broadcast to announce that Clemens has signed with the Yankees.

I don't need any extra reasons to root against the MFY, but I really hope he sucks. In fact, I hope he has the worst and most expensive half-season in the history of baseball.

Yankee fans will no doubt be rubbing our faces in it for a little while, but I suggest we wait a while and see how this pans out. For my part, I like this take from the comments on YFSF:

BREAKING NEWS: The Yankees have just added another 5-inning pitcher.

Ouch.