Rant (continued)

MEMO

To: TBS
Cc: Bud Selig
Re: ALCS

Dear TBS,

I know you think these images of kids asleep in the stands are cute, but ask yourselves this question: why are they asleep in the first place?

BECAUSE SOME TV BASEBALL MARKETING GENIUS DECIDED THAT THE BEST TIME TO START PLAYOFF GAMES IS AFTER 8PM ET! Way to go, morons...

On behalf of future generations of non-fans I'd like to say: "Thanks for nothing."

Iain