I was going to post something about New York baseball today - the Yankees'
five-hit, five-home-run win over the Tigers and the Mets'
11th-inning walk-off win against the Phillies, but then I read
Joe Morgan's latest column on ESPN.com and felt I had to say something. I know it's sometimes the done thing in the baseball blogging community to poke fun at Morgan's column, but it's not something I've felt the need to do - up until today, that is.
His latest offering deals with the All-Star Game and its associated festivities, and the main point is that he would like to see a return to the format which gives alternating NL / AL home-field advantage in the World Series, rather than it being decided by the outcome of the ASG. OK, so it's a step back towards the past, and there are other funkier alternatives being bandied about - notably
by the players - but it's not really a surprise that Morgan's 'baseball was much better in my day' mentality leads him in this direction.
However, I couldn't help but appreciate the glaring irony of Morgan then going on to praise the Home Run Derby:
The Home Run Derby is probably the greatest innovation in all of Major League Baseball -- not just in the All-Star Game -- in the past 20 years. It's fantastic. Every year the stands are filled. ESPN's TV ratings are typically great.
Erm - hello??? So now we have Mr "I feel that the more we get away from tradition, the more the game suffers in the long run" Morgan advocating the most useless baseball gimmick ever invented, bar none.
I must be missing something here - I know
I've said it already this week, but I really don't see where the tradition is in lining up baseball best sluggers and then feeding them batting-practice pitches to see how many they can hit out of the park. That's not baseball - it's a TV show. Baseball as a sport is almost the antithesis of good TV (I mean the spectacle itself, not the mouth-watering possibility it offers the networks to broadcast commercial breaks every half-inning) - it has three-hour games, lots of moments when 'nothing is happening' and requires a lot of patience and attentiveness to appreciate how things really unfold over nine innings - but the Home Run Derby is like some kind of artificial one-sided highlight-reel. I guess it's perfect for those fans who have an attention span of about three-and-a-half minutes.
Maybe this comes back to
yesterday's post on baseball and reading - people don't have the time or the inclination to really read anymore. TV, movies and the Internet have taken up that vacant space, and all three offer some kind of instant gratification, just as the Home Run Derby does - instead of sitting patiently through nine innings of pitching, hitting, defense and strategy (you know, those traditional cornerstones of the summer game...), we get fifteen home runs in four minutes.
Still, to get back to Joe Morgan for a second, all is not lost - his column wasn't completely filled with calls to return to a long-gone era of 'traditional' baseball. In fact, there was a call for genuine innovation as regards the 'Midsummer Classic'. So, wthout further ado, The Baseball Desert would like to bring you "
Joe Morgan's New All-Star Game Rule":
NO BOOING...
Yup, I kid you not - Joe was really upset by the booing at the All-Star Game (notably that of Astros' manager Jimy Williams). Now I'm a neutral fan of the game, but it's not that hard for me to put myself in the shoes of a die-hard Astros fan who has paid a small fortune for his season-ticket to Minute Maid Park and who is a little upset to see that his team's season - despite the high profile signings - seems to be going down the toilet. Of course, not all the blame can be laid at the manager's door, but it seems natural that Astros fans would want to vent their frustration on someone, regardless of whether it's the All-Star Game or not. In fact, doing it at the ASG seems logical, because it's one of the rare occasions on which managers and coaches are announced with the rest of the lineup.
I think Joe needs to get outside the broadcast booth a little more often and spend some time with some real baseball fans - not the ones who just turn up to watch the Home Run Derby, but those who turn out to watch Thursday afternoon games against the Expos. Baseball attendance is up all over the place, so people would seem to care about the game, and, more often than not, caring about the game means caring about your team. When the lineups were announced at Minute Maid Park on Tuesday evening, A-Rod and other players were also booed, but the only reaction he had was a wry smile. I'm not saying it's easy for anyone - and I know
I wouldn't like it - but it comes with the territory: put on a Yankee uniform (Jeter), sign a huge contract (A-Rod) or be aloof and controversial (Bonds) and I can guarantee you will be enthusiastically booed around the country.
(Just to close the book on Jimy Williams, it would seem that Astros management were in agreement with the fans.
They fired Williams the very next day, replacing him with interim manager Phil Garner. Unfortunately, the article doesn't say whether Joe Morgan filed a complaint with Major League Baseball that the firing was 'distasteful'...).